long live my sadness

meladoodle:

hey… no offense.. but do you want to hold hands

Straight White Boy Problem #65

straightwhiteboyproblems:

does it have protein

iamburdenedwiththisgloriousname:

Bo Burnham after his show on MTV was canceled.

iamburdenedwiththisgloriousname:

Bo Burnham after his show on MTV was canceled.

fishingboatproceeds:

itseasytoremember:

IS THAT JOHN GREEN?

Yes.

genies:

*skips school to catch up on tv shows*

gothjerk:



Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."


IM SCREAMIGN!!!!!!!!!

gothjerk:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

IM SCREAMIGN!!!!!!!!!

caught:

Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*

snapchatting:

spice things up in bed with some communism

decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.